Could always be worse right? At least that’s what we tell ourselves when things go south… But I was too chipper this past weekend to let anything stand in my way.
It all started with the “storm of the century”.. insert eye-roll. If you ask me, we always think a bad storm is the worst we’ve ever seen.. and then the “if you like our weather just wait a few minutes, it’ll change” spiel I hear in EVERY TOWN of EVERY STATE I’ve ever been to.
Catchy, but the world is just a place of unknown and unpredictable.. Your corner of the world isn’t much different from most others corners (crazy weather wise…)… though I’ve been some places where the weather is a perfect sunny and 75 year round… it’s the people that are the reason I am not trying to move there.
Pick your poison I guess.
Okay – rant over.
Anyway – the day started off nicely. I got to the airport (on my way to a bachelorette weekend in Savannah, GA) and got a parking spot on a lower level. I get through the security check point within ten minutes and my gate is right there so I stroll on over.
The airport is slow – not many people at the gate, I find a seat, pull out my phone, check the app for standbys….
I panic.
I had been religiously checking my spot in line daily up to this moment.. I even checked my spot in line A FEW MINUTES before I drove off to the airport.
I went from 5th in line with 35 or so open seats to 50th or so and an overbooked flight by at least 20. If you’re counting – thats about 50 new people seemingly out of nowhere trying to make this flight. Of course I didn’t make it on. The storm of the century grounded or diverted over 60 airplanes the night before. So all those people dispersed onto other open flights.
Panic ensues more. I try to contact my flight attendant sister who I assumed was in Hawaii and sound asleep so I call my mom. No Answer.
My palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy…
Then Stefanie (flight attendant sister) texts me letting me know that she has landed at DFW and is about to sprint to her second gate to catch her flight to Hawaii… She jokingly invites me along as her flight has plenty of seats open.
But she calls me when she gets off the plane and talks me through it. It was such an easy process and it just put me in the best mood. I could just find a flight that was open and practically hop on.
So I catch a flight to Memphis. Have a seat assignment before I even get to the gate. Walk right on. No problem.
Land in Memphis… where there was a nice little group of us waiting to catch the next flight. Nice, friendly people and we all stood together just out of the way to watch the charades that ensued.
It started with an elderly lady and her son who just NEEDED to board that flight. Apparently she had called earlier to see if she could catch a flight a few hours before her actual flight. I’m not sure where the miscommunication came from but they gave her a standby ticket and she thought it was a guaranteed seat. After a half an hour of explanations and with her stating numerous times to “just give me someone else’s seat” and repeatedly being told that legally they cannot do that… and then her still insisting… she somehow got on that aircraft.
Whoofta.
A few flyers behind her in line was a young, wispy, straight haired, red-head being that comes marching up in these outrageous green platform shoes, torn hiking clothes and a quite large purple hiking backpack on… she scans her ticket and is told she cannot take that bag on and that it must be checked.
Arguments are really dumb when you’re sitting out watching them.
But she argues and argues and argues, saying “I always fly with this and never have to check it” and “Just let me on and I’ll show you”.
GOD FORBID she has to wait for her baggage like the rest of us peasants.
They offer to let her stick it in the size box, she won’t, they push her aside and a couple walks up… same story.. bag too big.
Suddenly the entire gate seams to be arguing (given the only people arguing was just the family, the two gate agents and the red haired alien screaming and making hand gestures while the others ignore her). Finally one agent says “fine, this is now a matter of you either check your bag or you don’t get on the flight”.
Family gives in. Runs down the runway. Alien still standing there but now shoving her bag into the size box. The bag obviously does not fit, but she is shoving and shoving chanting “yes it fits see”… the agents aren’t amused and give her the ultimatum again.
It gets dead quiet. She stares them down… they break the stare and calmly begin letting other people on. The other agent turns and prints off her baggage check ticket and turns towards her again. She finds that she has not won, she gives in with a huff a three year old would do when they don’t get their way. She takes the ticket for the bag and stomps her green platforms to the runway while flipping everyone the bird.
So I miss that flight but was sort of happy to… and the small group of us hang out until the next flight to Charlotte. (I can’t make it into Savannah so I rented a car the night before so I could tour the countryside)
The Memphis airport is small – not much to do nor much time to venture out. So I find the only really acceptable eatery on my side of the terminal, a BBQ place called “Jim Neely’s Interstate BBW”. And OMG – surprisingly delicious.
I’m pretty sure I sent my boyfriend numerous texts about how good the beans were (I hate BBQ beans) they put brisket in them. But the ribs, OH THE RIBS, those were the fall off the bone kind of ribs that even us Texans can’t perfect… and I LOVE a good rib.
Paid my dues – back to my gate. Happy and full.
The flight starts boarding… I am not so sure I’ll make this one either. No crazy riders though so I cross my fingers… plus my plans to drive across South Caroline in the daylight and to catch a little hike somewhere along the way are already gone… So I don’t mind, too much.
At this point I’d like to set the stage and tell you that all the surrounding gates are empty. No people, no agents, nothing. Just our gaggle of people pushing to get to their seat first. There are probably five standby riders… They start calling us on – I watch as they board standby flyer number one, number two, number three…. four and I look at each other. I recognize him from missing the earlier flight, we nod knowingly. They call his name…
So I’m left standing there, almost completely alone with the agent and out of no where a woman shows up with a ticket in her hand.
I am doomed.
She approaches the agent right as flyer number four disappears into the walk way and they start talking. I am not paying attention as I don’t want to hear her say she is just late.
Agent types, doesn’t look up, says “Blair”.
My heart jumps out of my chest and I take three large steps forward. I’m now one step away and before I can take that last step the agent looks up, makes eye contact with me and sternly (and little too loudly in my opinion) says “STAND BY”
OooOOoooOoohhh
That’s why they call us that. I snap to attention and take my big three steps backwards and stand there like a cadet. “MA’AM YES MA’AM”
So there I am again, trying not to panic, I didn’t sleep the night before and I’m afraid a drive at midnight would be a bad idea… while I ponder this for a few she repeats my name and tells new flyer number six “you don’t have a seat on this flight”
BUT I DO. I am giddy and I gallop down the runway as if the airplane is going to leave me there.
I get on, I’ve got the last seat in the very back right night to standby flyer number four. He smiles surprised to see me but states he is very happy to see I made it on. It was a nice flight and he was very pleasant, so I didn’t mind the cramped quarters.
Land on the tarmac – depart the plane on the tarmac, which was cool, I always feel like a celebrity when that happens. Letting my hair snap around in the wind, I always want to pause like they make the president do to take his picture.
I didn’t get to pause because I wasn’t the last one off. Next time though.
I grab my bag and march on down to the car rental building.
Things are going smoothly.
I take the elevator up to the car lot and approach the teller station. Standing there is a foreign couple who seamed to have been waiting quite some time.. they do speak English and they move aside so I can get my car.
The lady behind the counter, though pleasant and helpful to me, is rude to just about everyone else. And some man keeps popping in out of no where like Sonic the hedgehog.
As he is flying by he is telling the foreigners “no worries, your car is just now being vacuumed”. He stops once to put a piece of paper behind the couple who are faced away, walks around to the front of them says “sign this” to no one in particular and proceeds to start an argument with the lady who is helping me.
PTSD from a few hours earlier and the terminal fiasco.
This time I jet into action. I get the couples attention, point to the paper, mimic me signing a piece of paper. They look around, no pens.
I spot a bouquet of pens… you know, the ones with the flowers on the end. It’s sitting between the arguing employees. I reach through and barely grab one by its petals and pull it out… this wasn’t easy as you would think as the man was leaned through the window of the tellers box and moving almost violently with each word that was said.
The foreigners laugh, but they laugh in that way that tells me that they are not impressed with America. Scoff would probably be the better word. I want to apologize to them but at this point the lady has thrust keys into my hand and is telling me to go to stall 40.
I find the little Kia Rio. Cute. Economic. Clean. I feel good about it. I sign off and get in.
I start adjusting things… I am lead to believe a very tall very large man was driving this car before me. The seats pushed all the way back and is leaned almost as far back as it will go.
I adjust, adjust, adjust and find the leaver to pull up the seat up so it’s sitting upright.
Nothing happens.
I grab the leaver while grabbing the back of the seat and ppuuuuullllll.
Nothing.
I get out, get behind the seat (not easy as it’s leaned so far back) grab the leaver and push my body into the seat.
Notta.
I walk up to the tellers station.
Everyone is gone.
Time is wasting… so I decide to drive to Georgia in the little car practically lying down, in the dark playing all the gangster music I can find (so maybe people will think the lean back is on purpose) to make the drive more pleasurable.
I made it there and back without issue. But a lot of fun in between!
There are worse things that can happen, right?
Thanks for reading! I’ll post separate blogs about my time in Savannah, Charleston and my stop in Congaree national park soon!